Remember the 'Saved by the Bell' when Zack Morris sold swimsuit photos of his underage female classmates? Zack Morris is trash.
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"And the fashion photographer was never seen or heard from again. After bearing witness to an unfathomable evil that cannot be stopped or reasoned with in the form of a teen boy named Zack Morris, he probably fucking killed himself."
Life upon the wicked stage ain't ever what a girl supposes.
Stage door Johnnies aren't raging over you with gems and roses.
Wild old men who give you jewels and sables
Only live in Aesop's Fables.
Life upon the wicked stage ain't nothing for a girl!
Well, Zack kinda gets a pass on this one because that photographer guy kinda came off kinda rapey...cause there's questions like how did he get his hands on this calendar, was he just hanging out around this school? I mean did he buy it from the book store? Did he steal it from one of the kids at the Max? and He just walked into this high school and none of the faculty stopped him, like who are you and why are you walking around with a calendar full of half-naked teenage girls...I mean everything about this dude screams sexual predator... did anyone check this motherfucker's ID?
not defending him but thats a common sex trafficking he3 may have saved her from sex slavery tho that wast at all his goal models really need to be careful with traveling out of state and country for job opportunitys make sure you know who is employing you and there employment history who your traveling with and look for family member in the area that will help you in case before you travel there and some times this isnt even enough to keep you safe and make sure if you have to bring your child i would say dont even travel out of state sometimes stuff will just work and it will be fine but we all should take steps to be as safe as possible its a real threat and a real nasty one
Just skimmed, but at 1:40, the girls looked like they were happy about their big break, NOT feeling like victims. Also, anyone not realize that the TV show is selling images of underage girls...but in real life. Giving the girls a cut of the money makes it okay or what exactly is the difference?
I keep mishearing the theme song as "Zack Morris' Trash" and then I just picture boxes of unused expired condoms alongside some of Screech's most beloved possessions inside of Zack's trash can as he's taking them out to the dump..
I mean guilt tripping Screech into taking them to the dump as part of a get rich quick scheme that involves a non-consensual threesome with Lisa and Kelly..... Also selling both of Screech's kidneys for the lulz.
It's not actual intelligence; Zack is a standard Canon Sue around whom every other character is designed so he never gets consequences and his friends still believe he's a great guy (despite him being scum).
Here is yet another reason why Zack Morris was trash back in the day is because of principal. In real life if Zak took pictures without the girls' permission and they were all under the age of 18 and the whole school knows about it that would put Mr. Belding on the spot. What kind of high school is Mr. Belding running? a high school where boys can just take pictures of their female classmates without them knowing until their classmates are drooling over them in the pictures of them in swimsuits. The parents would sued the school got millions of dollars, Screech and Zak would have been expelled from Bayside High and principal Belding would have fired from job never to be principal or have any job related to teaching again
@1:08 notice how excited that chick is leering at the calendar with the big grin on her face? Her vibe got a workout that night. You just get the feeling Jessie used her for “practice” before she eventually hitchhiked to Vegas in order to eat Gina Gershon’s brown rug before she pushed her down the stairs in order to get fucked in the pool by a pre-Bree Van Dekamp Orson from Desperate Housewives.
Meanwhile the other nine girls needed to make a twelve month calendar were exploited and shamed for being easily manipulated into free stolen swimsuit pics yet never got justice from ANY responsible faculty and were never seen or heard from again, because they probably fucking killed themselves. Zack Morris is trash.
The Terminator should have gone back in time and killed Zack Morris as a toddler! Think of all the people who we never saw again "because they probably $#%^ing killed themselves"--they'd still be alive and well! 😂
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